Okay, before anyone starts congratulating me too heartily, let me explain.
My college at university has a scheme where two people get 'married,' and each couple submits their names at the end of the year. They are then assigned first years as kids during the holidays, to sort of look after them and help them adjust to uni life, or just someone to talk to.
So, I now have two boys with my husband, John.
I'm off to write letters and traumatise the crap out of the poor sprogs (both of whom I can guarantee will be taller than me) who don't know about this scheme yet
